So… I tried weed for the very first time EVER last night and I have to say I’m kind of disappointed. I always imagine having an experience loosely mirrored by “half baked”. My real experience was an out of body experience. First my throat felt like it was burning. Even after drinking ice cold water it didn’t help. Now I don’t know if that happens regularly or it was because we were smoking it through a hooka but whatever it was it wasn’t pleasant. We had the iPod playing and I remember feeling every beat pulsating through me. I remember coaching myself through the whole thing. Talking to myself to calm down, stop laughing and continuously praying that I remember everything in the morning. I got extremely paranoid, thinking the girls were talking about me, laughing at me, which I didn’t like at all and very hungry. FYI the breaded chicken and tostones were the best I ever had! Even the burnt edges were delicious.

Even though I’m not a naturally funny person but last night I was like Lisa Lampenelli, George Lopez, and Jerry Seinfeld all combined into one creating an epic comedian.

Would I try it again?… Probably not. Not feeling the paranoia…..AA

One thing that you never forget is your first kiss. Mine, was in 5th grade a rainy day waiting for mom to pick me up. Gilberto Vasquez opened up his umbrella told me I was beautiful, leaned over and gently kissed me. No tongue, no heated passion but for my very first kiss it was perfect. Now this post is in no way about my first kiss but it’s good to reminisce, this post is for Glee fans….

Kirk got his first kiss and from no other than dream boat Blane. It was a romantic, gentle kiss. It was, no offense to Gilberto an even more perfect first kiss than mine. Damn! Writers! anyway I’m so glad Kirk finally got some action.

This episode was also the first time we hear original songs from the cast. Which were also really good.

Now I have to wait till April for new episodes :(……AA

Excitement oozes out of me naturally, Happiness is something I can’t hide even if I tryed. Sadness rolls down my cheek just as easily as turning a faucet. I have no problem showing how much I care, but Anger I can’t express. I just shut down, keep busy and try to forget. I once cleaned the bathroom 4 times. I didn’t know what else to do, because the truth is that the anger driven adrenaline that pulsates through your veins when your infuriated, scares the living shit out of me.

…….AA

I consider myself to be really close to my family, my brothers mostly. I have 3 younger brothers that I completely adore. Anyway, I do not nor will I ever have a relationship with any of them so close where I can see them completely naked. That said let me share with you how I spent my morning today….

My youngest brother borrows my Ipod touch to play “Burger Queen” (Side Note: It such an addicting game of speed and accuracy.) Meanwhile, I’m posting my resume to job search engines and applying to job postings. In the middle of emailing my resume my Inbox icon reads 1 new message. When I check my inbox I notice that the sender is myself. (????) Then I notice that there’s a little note the says sent from Ipod. (OK???) I click on the message a picture of a penis pops up. No! you didn’t read that wrong I did say a penis….

FAST FORWARD:

Apparently, My brother while using my Ipod touch and let me mention, sitting on the toilet (doing what? I can only imagine) Takes a picture of his penis and emails it to himself. Not knowing that I back up my emails. So cyberspace friends I just had the most disgusting thing EVER happened to me. I don’t know how close I want to be with my brother after this.

Now the awkward silence and embarrassment begins…..AA

As I turned on Fox 5 tonight on my usual uber excited fashion my expression quickly changed to extreme disappointment. Why do you ask, well because the executives at Fox believed that an extra episode of American Idol would be better than a hit show like Glee.

Now, please note that I have nothing against American Idol nor do I have anything against their talented judges. But truth be told it’s not what it used to be and with Simon Cowells’ new show (offering a $$ prize) well the future of Idol is closely approaching. Knowing this why the hell would they deprive me of my weekly “Happy Pill”.

Damn American Idol!!!!!…….AA

Back in October 2010, I posted one blog, It was about the best city in the world, my city, New York. I’ve always felt a little ashamed when I find tourist that know more about this city and have done more in it. Even though I’ve live here.

So once again, with the help of a few search engines and the friends I’ll be hauling around. I’ll be documenting all my experiences. Hopefully I’ll find hidden secrets of this fabulous city.

If you have any suggestions please let me know!!! I’M SO EXCITED!

Check back soon!….AA

Ryan Murphy (creator of Glee) has made me a very happy girl! As a avid fan of all things Broadway. I am uber excited that the song “Take Me or Leave Me” from Broadways Rent was on last weeks episode!!!!! Also loved their rendition of Ke$ha or ” K dollar sign ha“‘s Tick Tock. Even the blue barf at the end of that number was unbelievable. Its like watching a scene from a Broadway play every week.

Maybe it’s the updated renditions of my favorite Broadway musicals, the non-stop show tunes that surround the weekly episodes, or the comedic banter between teenagers, teachers and one Sue Sylvester. But I just love GLEE!

Every Tuesday night at 8pm sharp I make sure I’m perfectly perched on my full size mattress, cuddled up with my comforter. I turn the television on to Fox 5 and prepare to be fully wrapped into a bag full of happy. There’s just something about hearing Rachel Berry’s beautiful voice, Sue Sylvester’s piercing remarks and watching the mounds of fluffy hair of Will Schuster that always puts a HUGE smile on my face.

Till my next glee filled high….AA