So… I tried weed for the very first time EVER last night and I have to say I’m kind of disappointed. I always imagine having an experience loosely mirrored by “half baked”. My real experience was an out of body experience. First my throat felt like it was burning. Even after drinking ice cold water it didn’t help. Now I don’t know if that happens regularly or it was because we were smoking it through a hooka but whatever it was it wasn’t pleasant. We had the iPod playing and I remember feeling every beat pulsating through me. I remember coaching myself through the whole thing. Talking to myself to calm down, stop laughing and continuously praying that I remember everything in the morning. I got extremely paranoid, thinking the girls were talking about me, laughing at me, which I didn’t like at all and very hungry. FYI the breaded chicken and tostones were the best I ever had! Even the burnt edges were delicious.

Even though I’m not a naturally funny person but last night I was like Lisa Lampenelli, George Lopez, and Jerry Seinfeld all combined into one creating an epic comedian.

Would I try it again?… Probably not. Not feeling the paranoia…..AA